Motherhood math
6 hours of sleep + Sex for the first time after baby = “You look pretty”-comments-from co-workers-day
5 hours of sleep + Growth spurt = My boobs want to take a Hawaii vacation
4 hours of sleep + No caffeine = Inventing a language that only I understand
3 hours of sleep + Boring meetings at work = I’m the step-sister of Cinderella
2 hours of sleep + Awesome sex = I’m stupid, but will be extremely nice to everyone today.
1 hour of sleep + <anything> = I’ll donate my gall bladder and its stones for some sleep.